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Tuesday, December 20, 2011

My Gifts to the Giants and Jets




Since the Giants play the Jets on Christmas Eve let’s take a look at some of the gifts I’m going to personally buy the players.

Hot Potato: The Giants receivers. They must play in practice because they are great at getting rid of the ball in a hurry.

Rolex: Eli Manning. He’s expensive but durable.

A Furby wearing Abercrombie: Antrel Rolle. Overpriced, poor quality, and NEVER SHUTS UP.

Punching Bag: Mark Sanchez. He got beat up last game.

Don’t Break the Ice: You never know when Mathias Kiwanuka is going to fall apart.

Green and White Lamborghini: Darrelle Revis. As good as it gets.

Pet Rock: Prince Amukamara was absolutely worthless last game.

Red Rider BB Gun: Plaxico Burress. So he doesn’t injure himself.

Remote control helicopter: Terrell Thomas. I broke mine in literally 2 minutes.

Easy Bake Oven: Rex Ryan. The man loves his sweets.

Clothes: Justin Tuck…you have been so disappointing.

Now I just hope Tom Coughlin…I mean Santa Clause, gives us Giants fans a win.

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