Since the Giants play the Jets on Christmas Eve let’s take a look at some of the gifts I’m going to personally buy the players.
Hot Potato: The Giants receivers. They must play in practice because they are great at getting rid of the ball in a hurry.
Rolex: Eli Manning. He’s expensive but durable.
A Furby wearing Abercrombie: Antrel Rolle. Overpriced, poor quality, and NEVER SHUTS UP.
Punching Bag: Mark Sanchez. He got beat up last game.
Don’t Break the Ice: You never know when Mathias Kiwanuka is going to fall apart.
Green and White Lamborghini: Darrelle Revis. As good as it gets.
Pet Rock: Prince Amukamara was absolutely worthless last game.
Red Rider BB Gun: Plaxico Burress. So he doesn’t injure himself.
Remote control helicopter: Terrell Thomas. I broke mine in literally 2 minutes.
Easy Bake Oven: Rex Ryan. The man loves his sweets.
Clothes: Justin Tuck…you have been so disappointing.
Now I just hope Tom Coughlin…I mean Santa Clause, gives us Giants fans a win.
